23/09/2007 - If you wrote me off I'd understand it 'Cause I've been on some other planet
16/02/2007 - happy belated valentine's day
11/12/2006 - one more week to vacation!
22/11/2006 - the christmas pine
22/11/2006 - chistmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19/11/2006 - clearly, i'm the bestest
05/11/2006 - even doing laundry is fun
25/10/2006 - yikes on bikes
04/10/2006 - i like being alone !!!111
29/09/2006 - What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you love. That's what matters. That's the only thing that counts.
23/09/2006 - crunched
21/09/2006 - the mass e-mail i just sent out.
21/09/2006 - the mass e-mail i just sent out.
15/09/2006 - -
31/08/2006 - ze long awaited update
20/08/2006 - what up homes
30/07/2006 - duped
16/07/2006 - why do they call it a bang?
11/07/2006 - -
06/07/2006 - back to work
01/07/2006 - vacation had to get away
17/06/2006 - buh bye norbert
15/06/2006 - good bye cowtown
06/06/2006 - the rare update
27/05/2006 - no description is a short description
10/05/2006 - talking to deadsters
27/04/2006 - not another day
17/04/2006 - grovel
31/03/2006 - -
13/03/2006 - and the irresponsible award goes to...
04/03/2006 - -
05/02/2006 - what smells funny?
01/02/2006 - -
01/02/2006 - pile and piles of text books, oh my
30/01/2006 - mattress mattres the bedroom depot
27/01/2006 - -
26/01/2006 - you're not... super... fat
19/01/2006 - elle est libre de tout ca
17/01/2006 - too old to be anorexic, too young to have kids
09/01/2006 - hola
21/12/2005 - how am i even coherent
19/12/2005 - -
17/12/2005 - -
17/12/2005 - the never ending journey
14/12/2005 - i never win
12/12/2005 - -
12/12/2005 - like african children (but with emotions)
08/12/2005 - -
08/12/2005 - zoinks
04/12/2005 - -
04/12/2005 - -
03/12/2005 - double ewe tea what?
01/12/2005 - brainstorms
30/11/2005 - salutations and hello
27/11/2005 - one of these days you're going to be licking ice cream out of my ass. bitch.
17/11/2005 - bright eyes
15/11/2005 - gotta letter from the government the other day
08/11/2005 - corn races
07/11/2005 - under the yellow, seven
06/11/2005 - today is mundane
03/11/2005 - don't be like me
30/10/2005 - wheeee!
26/10/2005 - up(in the air)date
16/10/2005 - and i'm gonna bake another pie tonight. pie. paihhh, say it with me paihhh.
10/10/2005 - who needs fossil fuels?
09/10/2005 - but you're not bringing back what's dead
06/10/2005 - not even angry anymore
05/10/2005 - i am 23?
03/10/2005 - 11 more days 'til my next day off
03/10/2005 - -
02/10/2005 - -
30/09/2005 - and it feels perfect
28/09/2005 - more anti-fun.
27/09/2005 - chilling out
27/09/2005 - shitty summer -> shittier fall
23/09/2005 - realigned back aches suck
21/09/2005 - so tired
14/09/2005 - norbert has red eyes
09/09/2005 - -
07/09/2005 - i'm just sad for myself
05/09/2005 - i heart bad boys
04/09/2005 - but.. i'm a pedestrian
04/09/2005 - -
02/09/2005 - ugh. and where'd summer go?
01/09/2005 - have you seen my thumb?
30/08/2005 - i think you never liked me anyway
28/08/2005 - saturday, saturday.... saturday.... saturda... saturday, saturday
26/08/2005 - tired of horseback riding
24/08/2005 - fear seniority
22/08/2005 - more than just a peeping tom
21/08/2005 - -
21/08/2005 - -
20/08/2005 - silly spacemen
17/08/2005 - hate IS my business
16/08/2005 - let me out
15/08/2005 - a long entry?
11/08/2005 - work overload
09/08/2005 - i need to poo
04/08/2005 - i was here first
31/07/2005 - no one is watching me slide...
30/07/2005 - i want my kitchen table back
27/07/2005 - s/w/f seeking nourrishment
27/07/2005 - smelly feeeet
25/07/2005 - i don't know what i want, but i don't want this
24/07/2005 - -
22/07/2005 - 2 entries. 1 day. where's my tax receipt?
22/07/2005 - everyone says we're meant to be together
20/07/2005 - -
17/07/2005 - i'm falling for you... please don't mess it up
15/07/2005 - programs can make circles into lines.
13/07/2005 - time to go to the gym
13/07/2005 - angry cabbies and drunken cowboys
11/07/2005 - my feet stink
06/07/2005 - suck a /up
06/07/2005 - -
01/07/2005 - i want you to know, that i am so, thankful that you're here
29/06/2005 - stretch my neck to look up to him
27/06/2005 - another week, another dollar
25/06/2005 - -
24/06/2005 - couldn't even believe it
22/06/2005 - -
22/06/2005 - will i be fish?
20/06/2005 - le grandiouse sigh. and nasolingus
19/06/2005 - is he even worth it?
16/06/2005 - call me sigmond
14/06/2005 - two black sheep
13/06/2005 - i think you know, heather
10/06/2005 - delirium
08/06/2005 - i'm gonna barf
08/06/2005 - i'm so back
03/06/2005 - -
27/04/2005 - -
02/04/2005 - -
09/03/2005 - -
05/03/2005 - 12 day work week
28/02/2005 - longest entry ever
21/02/2005 - -
21/02/2005 - -
16/02/2005 - i know ALL the oil companies. quiz me.
11/02/2005 - wowowowowwoojjjj
10/02/2005 - i'd make a good undercover goth
08/02/2005 - the oil industry needs me because i can fit into kid's clothing
06/02/2005 - dominating the real estate landscape
05/02/2005 - happy february
31/01/2005 - i wanted to do one of these a while ago
29/01/2005 - i'll have a real job by my birthday, i swear
25/01/2005 - my armpit tastes funny
23/01/2005 - falcons and eagles - what ever happened to survival of the fittest
18/01/2005 - crushing candy canes is easy when you have a hammer
12/01/2005 - hot diggity dog, it's cold
09/01/2005 - it's only -40 out. whanna go sunday shopping?
04/01/2005 - how much longer do i have to sit here?
01/01/2005 - happy 2005
30/12/2004 - -
29/12/2004 - i'm listening to bush. because i have to.
25/12/2004 - Leonard 'eggs' Benedict
24/12/2004 - -
23/12/2004 - they didn't even hand out free booze
22/12/2004 - yawn
21/12/2004 - i'm on vacation, suckers
20/12/2004 - hemiacetal what?
16/12/2004 - the best damn french toast in the west
15/12/2004 - urban ugliness
13/12/2004 - hoo-hoo in the ho ho
08/12/2004 - -
08/12/2004 - zzz
06/12/2004 - and laaa di daaa
01/12/2004 - i made oatmeal!
29/11/2004 - all i smell is len-len pee
27/11/2004 - and we rode the hasselhoff
24/11/2004 - tired = retarded
17/11/2004 - on my high horse
14/11/2004 - Don't get me wrong I still desperately love you
13/11/2004 - now i don't feel so dirty, and i only actually wrote that one e-mail b/c i'm so damn horny? what's up with mezcal anyway? oooh, how engenderedly appropriate for a paper on queers, freaks and hookers the new hot topic. hello run on.
08/11/2004 - beep beep beep goes the microwave
05/11/2004 - jesus christ!!
04/11/2004 - -
30/10/2004 - -
27/10/2004 - i can fart wherrrrrever i want
25/10/2004 - rambling to kill some more time
24/10/2004 - -
23/10/2004 - snowy saturdays
22/10/2004 - he rocked my chucks off
18/10/2004 - i hold the secret to early onset carpal tunnel
17/10/2004 - snoot
14/10/2004 - the degus are gone
12/10/2004 - but all the other girls were doing it
11/10/2004 - happy thanksgiving
09/10/2004 - -
09/10/2004 - ulcers a brewin'
08/10/2004 - -
04/10/2004 - wow. i appologize.
02/10/2004 - the bracket entry
28/09/2004 - good god, what did i touch to deserve this?
27/09/2004 - roast beef
25/09/2004 - it was the summer of 69
24/09/2004 - it's not authentic, but neither am i
21/09/2004 - roast beef
19/09/2004 - natural gas is heat is actually cold like snowmen
17/09/2004 - tgifuckit
16/09/2004 - acetabulum
13/09/2004 - vrooom vrooom
12/09/2004 - white trash vs poor
10/09/2004 - choo
08/09/2004 - Hello teacher tell me what’s my lesson
07/09/2004 - -
05/09/2004 - and now it's cold
05/09/2004 - 4 more months
02/09/2004 - the backyard needs a mow job
29/08/2004 - piss everything
27/08/2004 - billy jean is not my lova
27/08/2004 - who's lame now?
21/08/2004 - new page
20/08/2004 - to escape the stupidity...
19/08/2004 - blubbb
14/08/2004 - the big blue rendezvous
14/08/2004 - -
12/08/2004 - not having a hangover 101
11/08/2004 - without a purpose
08/08/2004 - don't say motherfucker motherfucker
07/08/2004 - there i go again
04/08/2004 - counting down the hours to my dentist appointment
01/08/2004 - lenore rocks
31/07/2004 - tracks
29/07/2004 - come explore the built and natural environment of... blahhhhh
23/07/2004 - boredom
23/07/2004 - please pull up to the first windo :)
16/07/2004 - a fraction of the movies i've seen
16/07/2004 - gah
14/07/2004 - and it's another day on the island of dr moreau
09/07/2004 - fridays suck
05/07/2004 - -
01/07/2004 - the steve
24/06/2004 - -
23/06/2004 - -
22/06/2004 - geez
18/06/2004 - in situ? .... of course not.
16/06/2004 - meh meh
13/06/2004 - proven to work on your epidermis
12/06/2004 - burned by the big M again
08/06/2004 - can you feel the love tonight?
05/06/2004 - the pictures will stop soon
05/06/2004 - go manimals!
02/06/2004 - legs of pain
29/05/2004 - go boobies!
27/05/2004 - :]
25/05/2004 - 14.9 ... that's what? grade 9?
23/05/2004 - on my orange corduroy couch
22/05/2004 - perpendicular wind tunnel of a valley
20/05/2004 - -
17/05/2004 - -
17/05/2004 - wooowie
15/05/2004 - iam mean
14/05/2004 - -
13/05/2004 - caligraphy gone awry
12/05/2004 - hung over without the booze.
11/05/2004 - scots or nots?
07/05/2004 - oopsies.
04/05/2004 - so mad.. can't think
02/05/2004 - welcome to red lobster, i will be your lobster
28/04/2004 - i really wanted to piss off the downstairs neighbors
26/04/2004 - i write a test, then become acquainted with mr clean
23/04/2004 - the look of youth is OUT
20/04/2004 - it goes on the top god damnit.
18/04/2004 - nappy nap time
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18/04/2004 - go, run, protect your children
16/04/2004 - why can't he pick up his shit?
15/04/2004 - hog jogs and pigloos
14/04/2004 - hot damn.
11/04/2004 - happy cold easter
07/04/2004 - -
03/04/2004 - not another week
30/03/2004 - i get there when i get there
26/03/2004 - muff and miff
23/03/2004 - survey to kill some time
21/03/2004 - "worldly"
20/03/2004 - lazy bastards and good tunes
14/03/2004 - easter is coming, i'm inventing new recipes
13/03/2004 - 3 week nip-hard-on... where's my chinook?
08/03/2004 - moving the orange corderoy couch.. again
03/03/2004 - i don't know why you say goodbye, i say...
02/03/2004 - no time for internet fun
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25/02/2004 - -
23/02/2004 - pissed at you
19/02/2004 - rumble
17/02/2004 - shmeh
16/02/2004 - lungs are boring anyway
16/02/2004 - stronger than all the rest blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah best
11/02/2004 - nonbiological drama
11/02/2004 - i smell like liquorish
03/02/2004 - ugh. crying on my birthday.
03/02/2004 - birfday in 1 sleep
01/02/2004 - too much food, belly distended
30/01/2004 - exciting fridays
29/01/2004 - hater of the cold
26/01/2004 - blargh
19/01/2004 - buzzz
17/01/2004 - he has a penchant for prickling
17/01/2004 - conan will make it better
16/01/2004 - walmart gymnastics
15/01/2004 - teeny bopper chick flick gone to shit
13/01/2004 - things i want
12/01/2004 - define whisper
05/01/2004 - leonard's in cowtown
04/01/2004 - horrible?
31/12/2003 - games are dumb
29/12/2003 - crooked neck
23/12/2003 - merry christmas
20/12/2003 - eek
17/12/2003 - commando in cowtown
16/12/2003 - j. crew catalogues suck
14/12/2003 - pepto pink toe nails
11/12/2003 - starbucks is like suicide for my stomach
10/12/2003 - more sleeps?
06/12/2003 - i dig dead people vol. 2, episode 11
04/12/2003 - in dire need of caffeine...
03/12/2003 - lots of swearing
02/12/2003 - where have all the long days gone?
30/11/2003 - phagy my ass
29/11/2003 - i used to know what i was doing
25/11/2003 - outstanding academic performance
25/11/2003 - money!!
24/11/2003 - fahrenheit 451
23/11/2003 - productive in peasantville
22/11/2003 - craisons aren't crunchy like carbs
21/11/2003 - the e word always does the trick
20/11/2003 - -
20/11/2003 - conclude this
17/11/2003 - sick of sugar
16/11/2003 - 8 glasses of juice on my desk
14/11/2003 - 40 to more papers to read.. think i'll stick with the abstracts
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12/11/2003 - snaughty
12/11/2003 - snotwipe
11/11/2003 - international phone whore
09/11/2003 - wasting time before hbo whisks me away
08/11/2003 - i sort of want chocolate milk
08/11/2003 - red and black, or black and red
06/11/2003 - ice breaks loudly
05/11/2003 - getting high on jesus
03/11/2003 - lots and lots of split ends
01/11/2003 - wasting my day away
30/10/2003 - owie in my eye
27/10/2003 - hot docs
26/10/2003 - owie
25/10/2003 - no lesson to be learned
25/10/2003 - first years.. you make me feel good
23/10/2003 - mrs. saggy boobs loves the mountains
21/10/2003 - point the apex of the patella towards you and it falls to the side its from
17/10/2003 - where are my orange 3m ear plugs mister mail guy?
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16/10/2003 - hammer pants
13/10/2003 - happy tofurkey day
13/10/2003 - happy tofurkey day
13/10/2003 - happy tofurkey day
12/10/2003 - intoxification and spinach go hand in hand
11/10/2003 - hello in japanese
10/10/2003 - sans cafeine me and you'll know it
08/10/2003 - arnold for pres?
06/10/2003 - 3 easy to follow steps will have you head standing in no time!
04/10/2003 - i'll network you
02/10/2003 - sat and typed. 20 minutes.
29/09/2003 - the osteoclast is connected to the hip bone
29/09/2003 - "now you don't have to shoot me in the leg"
28/09/2003 - muffled ear chirpings
25/09/2003 - egocentric asexualism
23/09/2003 - ligaments have cool names
20/09/2003 - dear heather, blah blah blah
18/09/2003 - so doug, who's your favorite simspons character?
16/09/2003 - playing the deaf mute at register 6
11/09/2003 - is it sunny again already??
10/09/2003 - fruit nappies!!
09/09/2003 - personal computer 300PL
08/09/2003 - this place is screaming
06/09/2003 - toooot toot
02/09/2003 - i have to poo.
30/08/2003 - sad
23/08/2003 - loving air conditioning
22/08/2003 - pillar
20/08/2003 - ct scan
19/08/2003 - freon
14/08/2003 - -
11/08/2003 - hotgod
10/08/2003 - thinner
08/08/2003 - entrapment
06/08/2003 - anthology
05/08/2003 - i'm litres and litres from home
04/08/2003 - yup
02/08/2003 - i'm a big kid now
29/07/2003 - unwarranted drama
28/07/2003 - inheritance
24/07/2003 - -
21/07/2003 - pray for the moose ass
20/07/2003 - update: outscapades
19/07/2003 - 4569
18/07/2003 - salty hair
12/07/2003 - xtra brown icecream doesn't even cut it anymore
11/07/2003 - yeti
05/07/2003 - neuron atrophy
03/07/2003 - oy vey
02/07/2003 - shoot out in cowtown