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11/02/2005 // 11:30 pm

okay.
scenario: my best friend is moving into a house with her boyfriend and one of the most boring guys i know.
i'm helping them move some stuff into their new house tonight. the boring guy shows up with a small car load full of some of his things. he brings some table legs into the house. we all get ready to go to the new ikea for new ikea fun. kim's boyfriend moves the table legs out of the way of the front door a little and butter knives fall out. oh wait, not butter knives, blades! so the most boring guy i know has two scorched knives hidden in his table legs.
enter new found respect.
except, he had no idea what they were and thought that the burn marks were from some kind of welding project. now he's gone to ask his old housemates why they're hiding marijuana related paraphenalia in his stored furniture.

i had some pretty tense moments at ikea when i had nearly explosive diarrhea and was about 4 kilometers from a toilet with no knowledge of the ikea short cuts. i just made it. and thought you should know.

oh, and all the food services people at the university were told that they're out of a job may 1st. tonight i was hired, officially, at my new job where i have my own department. population me.

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